ain't no rust on the happiness bus

oh look! a post! i've been pretty absent as of late. turns out when you actually have a life + actual things to post about, it's hard to document it. irony, amaright? anyway. onwards! i should probably take this opportunity to catch up on everything that has been going on, but meh. i'll just tell you about my super fun date with my better half. this handsome man turned twenty five this past week. the other day we were driving in the car he kept glancing in his rear view mirror with a look of concern on his face. after several checks in the mirror he finally exclaimed 'i have wrinkles on my forehead. wrinkles.' needless to say, a date loaded with childish + sporadic fun was in order. 

the evening kicked off with a visit to california pizza kitchen. i didn't know where we were going for dinner initially but he took me there because he remembered me saying that that was where my favorite caesar salad was. i applaud you jesse. you are genetic proof that men have ears. after dinner, the night was ours! as we stood outside in the rain we i decided that a caramel apple was an absolute necessity. come to find, jesse doesn't even really like caramel covered apples so as i got a giant oreo apple, he opted for a chocolate covered marshmallow.  did i feel selfish? yes. indulgent? yes. fat? double yes. you hold your judgement. the estrogen made me do it. caramel + chocolate + oreos wrapped around a juicy apple? hello people. i would do anything. we sat in the food court to people watch + enjoy our spoils. after that we went down an up moving escalator. do this before you die. next it was off to the clark planetarium. coolest! but more on that later. first! we had about forty minutes to kill before the show started so we played in the museum.  

the clark planetarium was an adventure. fairly certain our host was high on more than one drug, but i tell you, it made for a wacked out, crazy cool laser show. but drugs are bad. don't do drugs. except laughing gas. when given the choice, always take the laughing gas. 

perfect amounts of rain + love made for a hilarious stress free evening that both of us desperately needed. life is so good.

in other news: jesse discovered this weekend that i have what he calls 'octopus hands'. so i have a little extra webbing. okay. a lot of extra webbing. 

but check out the distance on that piece sign. and i'm not even stretching as far as i can sooooo i'm basically elastic woman. and she's a super hero. so yes, i have super powers. but don't treat me any differently. i am but just a woman.