this post can + will change your life

i'm going to share with you a beautifully dangerous secret. now understand, the knowledge i'm about to bestow upon you is not for the faint of heart. or for those concerned about their body fat percentage for that matter. no no. this secret is for someone who kicks dieting in the butt + embraces their estrogen. we're talking chocolate ladies. and you need to know that if you choose to scroll any farther i am not held responsible for the weight gain that will inevitably ensue. i will, however, take responsibility for the craze amaze increase in happiness you will experience. 

ahh still reading are you? you curious little soul. well, while i was enjoying my stay in the berg with christine + rich, they shared this new discovery with me + now i literally have a box of brownie batter in my nightstand drawer + one in my car + a bag in my backpack + one in my purse. because like i said people, we are talking instant happiness. this stuff is like crack. but how do you eat brownie batter in all those places kim?? you ask. how do you not make a mess + how do you keep it from going bad?? wouldn't you like to know. the answer? a spoon. anticlimatic no? that's it! no oil, no egg, no water. just the box + a spoon + some very active salivary glands. and if you think you don't have very active salivary glands, this is literally pavlov's dog theory 2.0. i start daaarooooling when i even think of this stuff. just like that. you take a spoonful of the dry mix, put it in your mouth + magic i tell you! it taste just like brownie batter. it is uncanny. forget the eggs! forget the oil! say nay to the water! you can bring this stuff with you anywhere. anyyyyywhere. no matter where you are if your mind says craving you say satisfied. chocolatey brownie goodness just like that. go ahead, buy a box. you'll never go back. 

oh + also, family size for the win.